As Kyle and Dominick caught eyes at an all-male hot dog eating contest, their beef-riddled mood brought the first two band members together like a pair of famished dogs to a piece of thick-cut bologna. Kyle’s ability to ferociously down a dozen dogs caught Justin’s eye as a contest judge, and he was brought into the band strictly as a pre-show masseuse. At the time, Marty was living behind the Music Garage inside an abandoned refrigerator and hopelessly surviving on warm tonic water. The boys found him after practice one day and told Marty if he could touch his toes, he was in.
And boy, did he touch them.
At the Music Garage emulating questionable acts like NOFX, The Vandals and other bands your girlfriend pretends to like under the name Double Feature, the band was formed.
Today, Dominick and Justin live quiet lives managing an erotic rollerblading forum, Kyle works at a prosthetic leg factory, and Marty is a handsy canine physical therapist. They’ve truly made it.
