THE ELECTRIC SHOES

THE ELECTRODES.

THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE

THE ELI STORY

THE EMBRACEABLES

Embraceables is a soulful pop sextet that turn fans into addicts with catchy melodies, juicy harmonies, and volcanic stage presence.

 

THE EMERALD LIZARDS

THE EMOTRON

THE ENCORE

THE ENRIGHT HOUSE

THE ESKIMO FIRE

THE EUPHORIC

THE EVENING RIG

THE EXPENDABLES

THE EXPLODING LIES

THE EXTRAORDINAIRES

THE FACESTEAK

THE FAKE FICTIONS

THE FALL OF TROY

THE FELIX CULPA

THE FERVOR

THE FILTHY WHORES

THE FIRE AT ENDSVILLE

THE FISTICUFFS

For nearly a decade, The Fisticuffs have been proving themselves as a band to be reckoned with. Their songs are fast paced, complex in nature and direct in delivery. While many bands in the Celtic punk genre lean heavily on played out and sped up traditional pub melodies accompanied by lyrics that are heavy on shtick but low on substance, The Fisticuffs make every effort to steer clear of these pitfalls. According to singer Bobby Baldwin, “If you want that leprechaun b.s. don’t buy a Fisticuffs record, go eat at a Bennigans.” The earth pounding drums and bass of Tony Dellorto and Neal Farrell meet head on with the thrashing guitar work of Sean Moriarty. On top of this mix Dave Beneventi’s mandolin and Arcadia Kust’s fiddle unleash melodies that, depending on the song, can dampen your eyes or clench your fists. Through it all are Baldwin’s growling lyrics about family, hard work, a great many sins, and life on the South Side of Chicago. The band are known for their raucous live shows that can be described as equal parts Irish wake and soccer riot. These kinds of heart racing performances are achieved by the groups love and respect for their music, fans and from the experience gained from years of playing all over Chicago and the eastern United States. In a musical landscape where the term Celtic punk is often synonymous with watered down punk rock, The Fisticuffs are hell bent on standing out. They’re all whiskey, no water.

THE FIZZY POPS

The Fizzy Pops are from the western ‘burbs of Chicago. They have released a self-titled album in 2009 on Throw Up Records and just released their new album Manic Motives and the Art of Faking on Swamp Cabbage Records.The band alternates vocal duty between bassist Luke Ostojic and guitarist Caitlin Ferraro. The Fizzy Pops combine fast beats and snotty somewhat non-traditional, “unpretty” pop punk vocals. With their catchy riffs and energetic live performances, their songs will get stuck in your head. Their tunes channel influences from early Green Day, Screeching Weasel, The Muffs, and The Queers.

THE FLABBY HOFFMAN SHOW

n the great tradition of The Monkees, The Partridge Family and Josie and the Pussycats comes a band actually built around a TV series. Not only does Flabby Hoffman star in their own weekly television series in Chicago (Thursday nights from 11:30pm to 12:30am on CAN-TV Cable Channel 19), but the titular figurehead of the band, Flabby H. himself, is a true activist who believes in and is attempting to instigate a modern day revolution driven by the empowerment of the righteous as a methodology for change in a world gone horribly wrong due primarily to the co-opting of media by elements of the pathological aristocracy. One can of course find the Flabby Hoffman Trio (which depending on the evening is anywhere from a four piece to eight piece band) performing and/or tooling around at nearly every decent club in town once in a while, where the Flabby Hoffman team of volunteers and cross-dressing harlequins are responsible for booking each of the bands that perform at the club for the evening in what is called The Flabby Hoffman Caravan. The Flabby Caravan is a series of shows throughout the Chicago rock circuit with about 300 gigs under its belt which features tons of great organically driven music (usually a four band line up) as well as prize giveaways, occasional comedic and acoustic tweener acts, a freaky host, customized event programs and more all of which is videotaped to gather footage for the Flabby TV series. The Flabby Hoffman Trio itself, unlike the TV bands mentioned at the top of this description who were primarily designed for teeny boppers and lumberjacks, looks to appeal to all of the disenfranchised of the world. Those pushed to the side by a mainstream media which seems like an electronic Spanish Inquisition forcing us to conform or be tortured. A mainstream cultural indoctrination device that seems more concerned with turning everyone into a mindless robot than encouraging truly creative people to create. With their hard rock, riff oriented, axe blistering antics and soul stirring lyrics, there is no doubt that this band is not in the mood to compromise. Will this trio get crushed by the weight of the imposing forces in control of our culture, or will they learn how to thrive in a world run by sociopaths that seek to crush every last vestige of individuality… If you would like to be part of this effort, join us on the TV series, join us on our efforts at movies productions and webisodes, fool around at a Flabby live show, do some original productions and help make this thing resonate…be my guest.

THE FLABBY HOFFMAN TRIO

n the great tradition of The Monkees, The Partridge Family and Josie and the Pussycats comes a band actually built around a TV series. Not only does Flabby Hoffman star in their own weekly television series in Chicago (Thursday nights from 11:30pm to 12:30am on CAN-TV Cable Channel 19), but the titular figurehead of the band, Flabby H. himself, is a true activist who believes in and is attempting to instigate a modern day revolution driven by the empowerment of the righteous as a methodology for change in a world gone horribly wrong due primarily to the co-opting of media by elements of the pathological aristocracy. One can of course find the Flabby Hoffman Trio (which depending on the evening is anywhere from a four piece to eight piece band) performing and/or tooling around at nearly every decent club in town once in a while, where the Flabby Hoffman team of volunteers and cross-dressing harlequins are responsible for booking each of the bands that perform at the club for the evening in what is called The Flabby Hoffman Caravan. The Flabby Caravan is a series of shows throughout the Chicago rock circuit with about 300 gigs under its belt which features tons of great organically driven music (usually a four band line up) as well as prize giveaways, occasional comedic and acoustic tweener acts, a freaky host, customized event programs and more all of which is videotaped to gather footage for the Flabby TV series. The Flabby Hoffman Trio itself, unlike the TV bands mentioned at the top of this description who were primarily designed for teeny boppers and lumberjacks, looks to appeal to all of the disenfranchised of the world. Those pushed to the side by a mainstream media which seems like an electronic Spanish Inquisition forcing us to conform or be tortured. A mainstream cultural indoctrination device that seems more concerned with turning everyone into a mindless robot than encouraging truly creative people to create. With their hard rock, riff oriented, axe blistering antics and soul stirring lyrics, there is no doubt that this band is not in the mood to compromise. Will this trio get crushed by the weight of the imposing forces in control of our culture, or will they learn how to thrive in a world run by sociopaths that seek to crush every last vestige of individuality… If you would like to be part of this effort, join us on the TV series, join us on our efforts at movies productions and webisodes, fool around at a Flabby live show, do some original productions and help make this thing resonate…be my guest.

THE FLASHBULB DJ SET

THE FLATLINERS

The Flatliners play punk rock/reggae that makes you want to dance and punch. Hailing from Toronto, The Flatliners have shared the stage with such bands as Bad Religion, The Suicide Machines, Anti-Flag, Against All Authority, Catch 22, BigWig, Death By Stereo, Voodoo Glow Skulls, None More Black, Big D and the Kids Table, Planet Smashers and more…They will most likely kill you, but doing so will have never sounded so sweet.

THE FLAVOR SAVERS

Hey there good lookin. You sure have a nice butt parts. But enough about you, let me tell you about us.

We’re a band, and we make videos. That’s the basic gist. We also do super sweet dance moves, raps about beavers, indoor roller derbies, mustache concerts, regular concerts, calendar making, arts & crafts and some other stuff.

Doin’ it With The Flavor Savers, is the name of our new web series.

Anyway, that’s what we do and who we are. Now, back to those butt parts…

The Flips

THE FLIPS

Chicago rock quintet The Flips are known for writing personal songs about inner struggles. Their first album A Harm Deep But Shining tackled themes of faith, religion and identity through contemplative self-reflection and at times, outright anger and frustration. The band’s sophomore album, Better Days, delves deeper into the personal and examines the experience of living with and overcoming mental illness. This time around the band has created a thick heavy guitar based sound to complement the distressed and despondent narrative. -Jesse Menendez (Vocalo Radio)

THE FLOCK OF STEVEN SEAGALS

THE FLOORBOARDS

THE FOLD

A wise man once told us “Just stay together, and continue to write the best music you can—great things will happen.” What followed were arguably the most trying 7 years in the history of the music industry, but somehow it never felt like that to us. Needless to say, we followed his advice, and he was right…

Throughout our career, we made 2 albums with Tooth & Nail Records—a cool label out of Seattle that spawned a lot of bands we grew up listening to—and another 2 albums since going independent. We also stumbled upon fun outlets to explore our silly brand of humor, like youtube, where we’ve racked up over 11 million views on our videos.

Once we even got nominated for a Grammy, and saw a single go to number 1 at CHR Radio. Lately, we’ve forged some relationships that we’re really proud of, like an ever-growing friendship with a show called Ninjago, which LEGO produced. The show took on a life of it’s own, and now brings our band name in front of a ba-jillion cool kiddos who might never have heard of us before.

We’re so happy and proud that we listened to that man’s advice. Thank you, the listener, for giving us something to sing about!

THE FORECAST

THE DANIEL JAMES GANG

THE DANIELSON DEVICE

THE DARES

THE DARTS

THE DEADLYZ

THE DEAR HUNTER

THE DEL MOROCCOS

THE DELTA ROUTINE

THE DEMILOS

THE DERBYS

THE DIPLOMATS OF SOLID SOUND

The Diplomats of Solid Sound is a soul group from Iowa City, IA that performs soul music with a modern garage band twist. The current members of the band are Doug Roberson on guitar, Nate Basinger on Hammond Organ, Paul Kresowik on drums and percussion, Eddie McKinley on sax, David Basinger on sax, Sarah Cram, Kathy Ruestow on vocals. In 2008 Diplomats released an album titled The Diplomats of Solid Sound Featuring The Diplomettes on Italian Funk/Soul/Groove label Record Kicks.

THE DIRGES

The Dirty Rooks

THE DIRTY ROOKS

The Dirty Rooks are an American rock band from Chicago, Illinois.

Dan Stalilonis
Grant Gholson
Michael Bailey
Andrew

THE DOOMSDAY CATALYST

The Dopamines

THE DOPAMINES

Formed in 2006, The Dopamines wanted nothing more than to play a few shows, drink some booze and let some air out of the tires. By 2020 they’ve amassed roughly 60 songs and about as many fans, all uniting together in a hillock of drunken self loathing, regret, personal reflection and an occasional spattering of hope. They’re also douche bags and can’t play very well live. Shoulder shrug emoji.

THE DOW

THE DOWN FEATHERS

THE DOWNTOWN FICTION

THE DRAFT

THE DRASTICS

The Drastics are modern roots music. Their sound fits as easily in a Kingston dancehall as it does in an artist’s loft-party in the warehouse district. Though primarily classified as a reggae group, The Drastics embrace many styles of music both live and in the studio. This can be heard in their songs which draw from roots Jamaican music, hip hop, hard-bop jazz, afro-beat, dancehall, as well as folk music from Asia, Africa, the Middle East and South America. Take this powder keg cocktail of styles, add the pulse of gritty everyday urban living and you get one explosive sound. Not playing into any gimmicks or compromising to trends (“The Drastics deserve much credit for moving deep into unchartered territories” – allMusic Guide) The Drastics have been consistantly rocking crowds for three years from NYC to LA and everywhere in between (“dub masters, The Drastics … never fail to put on a killer party” – TimeOut Chicago).